The Arik Network: ANN
Amir's
last confession. Posted 4/7/2002
Written by: Amir
Buksboum
This is very hard for me... For I have a confession.
Let me tell you this:
Have you ever noticed all these years how my appearance
has changed several times?
Well, let me tell you this, ladies and gentlemen,
it is NO coincidence.
For all these years I have been concealing that I
have... A FEW TWINS! (*PAM PAM PAM!!!*)
Example 1: The "Normal" Twin (a.k.a. me):
Example 2: The "Freaky" Twin:
3: The "Cool" Twin:
4: The "French"* Twin:
5: The "Evil" Twin:
Well. Now you know my secret.
They keep locking me in my room and get loose, taking
my name... The Evil one is the nicest though - He always brings
me leftovers...
The French one is hardly seen since he's been murdered
by our beloved Evil twin.
And besides - He's French.
*This twin is only nicknamed "French", but he was
born in Israel.
All French people who are offended by this remark
- Well.. SCREW YOU!*
If you ever cross paths with one of them in the street..
Be afraid. Be very afraid. Or...
They'll start singing the Niels Holgerson theme..
(*PAM PAM PAM!!!*)
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ANN's note:
Finally!!!! after all these years of intense research
we discovered who built UNANN!!!!
We knew all along it could not have been Amir, because
he's so pure and innocent.... and a hot potato! (sorry, could not
control my urge).
Now we know it was his evil twin, you monster!!!!
But we won at the end and he gave up so: nananananana!!!!
:))
Editor's note.
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